from what I've seen, there are exactly Three Jobs hiring at any given time. they are:

• senior logistics strategist at Hewlett Packard. $140,000 / year. requirements: three separate MBAs, fifteen years of business experience, no "ethnic" grandparents, unearned sense of confidence
• "customer success ambassador" at Glurp. $70,000 / year, give or take, since 90% of your pay is based on commission. requirements: associate's degree, no experience, has never heard the phrase "pyramid scheme," no sense of shame
• part-time server at Le Bon Mot. $15-$16/hr depending on level of experience. must work weekends, overnight shifts, holidays, while asleep. requirements: you will let customers spit on you.

I feel like I make some variant on this post once every two weeks, which should tell you how well the job hunt's going.

how was i not aware of fear and hunger until now

ALT

maybe having people executed and their heads put on spikes for making fun of you was a good idea actually

Steve Amell is so annoying that his stupid ass remarks caused wrestling discourse gah

reading an 80s comic is just like *cold war propaganda* *some of the best writing you’ve ever seen in your life* *cold war propaganda* *racism* *extremely progressive social commentary* *cold war propaganda*

bro this rends flesh (new way of saying something is really good)

Does anyone else love great and horrible machines, their creators absent, so massive in scale you can hardly believe it was even built, that it even had a function, their incomprehensible mass of gears and engines ticking ever on and on mindlessly, or perhaps with terrifying mindfulness, blind and eternal?